Eat rocks, check. Make mom mad because I'm eating rocks, check.
Oops it wasn't a rock it was a huge dirt clod mess, but I'll eat it anyway.
Look sweet and make mom forget she was mad, check.
Put rocks through the fence into the neighbor's yard check, make mom mad again double check.
And lastly wear my awesome shoes without socks because I'm Graham Wesley and that's what I do, check, check, check.